this weekend my grandfather turned 80 which, when you think about it, is an incredible accomplishment. eighty birthdays, eighty christmases, eighty flu seasons and eighty tax returns. it's a lot of eighties.
this is my grandfather and my uncle jack:

so the party was lovely EXCEPT FOR ONE THING: i had to share a hotel room with my cousin and his girlfriend. it was a pivotal moment in my life when i realized: i am a 24 year old spinster.
