that's what we were promised about jim belushi some 25 laugh free years ago

so i am sitting in my still shit-hole of a house contemplating how it can be 81 degrees tomorrow and 31 on saturday. why why why why. i got home wednesday, took out the trash, opened a cabinet to get a new trash bag out of a cabinet and this happened:





billions and billions of tiny glass pieces AND we have no working oven. so, annie and i decided to clean it up but found that the broom would sweep the tiny glass pieces into our eyes. luckily, we were saved by mary kate olsen and used my enormous sunglasses to protect our eyes.
the rest of the week was uneventful. i drank beer at work. i went to 9:30 to see metric and ISLANDS. my new favorite band.
friday i decided to hit the reef to sit on the roof. and saturday i babysat. yes, i actually babysat. on a saturday night.
this is jacob:





and the delighful miss hailey: