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I am very flattered that people are coming to read my humble blog. According to my statcounter, the majority is coming here through googling "Mormon housewife sex" which, if you are a regular reader, know that this particular phrase links directly to my rant about Twilight. Regardless of how you got here, welcome.

I apologize for not updating. First I was here:


I was given the opportunity of a lifetime to go to Antigua for a rest from my otherwise pretty non-hectic life.

This was taken on a catamaran while I was carrying a pretty harsh Antiguan Rum Punch buzz. I'll give you one thing about the Antiguan men, they like their ladies and they like their ladies liquored up.
I came home briefly in order to witness a man leave a box of latex gloves on the subway in a Duane Reade bag:


I then went home to Maryland just in time to watch Maryland cream California (and then get creamed by Memphis)


Then I was in Georgetown for a beautiful wedding.


And stayed just like enough to dress my parents dog up like an housewife:


Tonight I am going to meet my old roommate, Sandra. Tomorrow I will recount the story of the raspberry scone that got away.